Wednesday, November 14, 2007

THE LAW IS AN ASS

I recently came across this article in yahoo news, and it makes some hilarious reading. 4000 independent individuals were presented some "laws", and asked to single out the most absurd. So the following are the results of that study. The percentage of people voting for a particular law are given in brackets. Here are Britain's top 10 "ridiculous" laws... ridiculous is just putting it mildly.

Most ridiculous British law:
1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27 percent)

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down (seven percent)

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (six percent)
4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day (five percent)

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter (four percent)

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (four percent)

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen (3.5 percent)

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (three percent)

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour (three percent)

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)

The law is an ass, and we very well know it now.

3 Comments:

Blogger triple distilled said...

5,6 and 8 are perfectly sensible laws...1 cannot be helped....you go when you go....2 is necessary to preserve the frugal beginnings of Anglo Saxon hegemony...God Save the Queen

9:39 AM, November 16, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! Thanks God I don't live in Scotland (5).

Singapore is known for its neatness and has put radical measures to prevent people from making it unclean. Guess what? Singapore had a ban against selling chewing gums, to prevent hooligans from sticking it anyware.

12:58 PM, November 23, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This one is really good..Absurd laws are there everywhere!!! Found time to read ur blogs today..Wonderful writing! Keep the good work on...!

10:08 PM, December 12, 2007  

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