Sunday, February 25, 2007

DEATH TO COKE

Well, the ritual is complete. This was on my mind for quite some time now, and finally it has materialised. On this day, the 25th of February 2007 I hereby solemnly vow:

"
I shall not henceforth drink Pepsi or Coke
Both colas are injurious, it's no joke
I shall strive to keep up the pact
I suck at poetry, it's a fact
"

The ritual was performed with the emptying of unused coke cans, and also donating a few. Always wanted to try out the MENTOS experiment as a fitting ritual of final rites, but it will be performed some other time. I remember the first time I drank pepsi- it was sometime when I was 8 . No sooner had I downed a bottle of pepsi, the fizz started to play on me. And I actually slept off in order to prevent the gas from escaping through my mouth! It was funny, and I have had many bottles and cans since then... but my stomach has already seen the last of these colas.



To drown the sorrow (or to celebrate?), I am going to drink lots and lots of milk! (Dhoodh, Dhoodh, Dhoodh, Dhoodh.. Dhoodh hai wonderful pee sakte hai roz glass-full) And yes, Dhoni ROCKS!!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice! And to add to the last line, here's a video :
http://konkan.tv/view_video.php?viewkey=65d403869739ae7f0995

1:01 AM, February 26, 2007  

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